Employee Performance Review Terms
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Employee Performance Review terms … and what they REALLY mean
| Average Employee………………………… | Not Too Bright |
| Exceptionally Well Qualified………….. | Made No Major Blunders Yet |
| Active Socially………………………………. | Drinks a Lot |
| Character above Reproach…………….. | Still One Step Ahead Of the Law |
| Quick Thinking……………………………… | Offers Plausible Excuses |
| Careful Thinker…………………………….. | Won’t Make a Decision |
| Plans for Advancement…………………. | Buys Drinks for All the Boys |
| Aggressive…………………………………… | Obnoxious |
| Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs……………. | Gets Someone Else To Do It |
| Expresses Themselves Well…………… | Speaks English |
| Meticulous Attention to Detail………. | A Nit Picker |
| Has Leadership Qualities……………….. | Is Tall or Has A Loud Voice |
| Exceptionally Good Judgment………… | Lucky |
| Keen Sense of Humor…………………… | Knows a Lot of Dirty Jokes |
| Career Minded……………………… | Back Stabber |
| Of Great Value to the Organization… | Gets To Work on Time |
| Relaxed Attitude…………………… | Sleeps At Desk |
| Work Is First Priority……………… | Too Ugly To Get A Date |
| Independent Worker…………………… | Nobody Knows What He/She Does |
| Great Presentation Skills……………… | Able To Bullshit |
| Good Communication Skills………….. | Spends Lots of Time on Phone |
| Loyal…………………………………………. | Can’t Get a Job Anywhere Else |
Source : Ravikumar – Singapore
| Average Employee………………………... | Not Too Bright |
| Exceptionally Well Qualified………….. | Made No Major Blunders Yet |
| Active Socially…………………………….... | Drinks a Lot |
| Character above Reproach…………….. | Still One Step Ahead Of the Law |
| Quick Thinking……………………………... | Offers Plausible Excuses |
| Careful Thinker…………………………….. | Won’t Make a Decision |
| Plans for Advancement…………………. | Buys Drinks for All the Boys |
| Aggressive…………………………………... | Obnoxious |
| Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs……………. | Gets Someone Else To Do It |
| Expresses Themselves Well…………... | Speaks English |
| Meticulous Attention to Detail………. | A Nit Picker |
| Has Leadership Qualities……………….. | Is Tall or Has A Loud Voice |
| Exceptionally Good Judgment………... | Lucky |
| Keen Sense of Humor…………………... | Knows a Lot of Dirty Jokes |
| Career Minded……………………… | Back Stabber |
| Of Great Value to the Organization… | Gets To Work on Time |
| Relaxed Attitude…………………… | Sleeps At Desk |
| Work Is First Priority……………… | Too Ugly To Get A Date |
| Independent Worker…………………… | Nobody Knows What He/She Does |
| Great Presentation Skills……………… | Able To Bullshit |
| Good Communication Skills………….. | Spends Lots of Time on Phone |
| Loyal…………………………………………. | Can’t Get a Job Anywhere Else |
