Employee Performance Review Terms
Employee Performance Review terms … and what they REALLY mean
Average Employee………………………… | Not Too Bright |
Exceptionally Well Qualified………….. | Made No Major Blunders Yet |
Active Socially………………………………. | Drinks a Lot |
Character above Reproach…………….. | Still One Step Ahead Of the Law |
Quick Thinking……………………………… | Offers Plausible Excuses |
Careful Thinker…………………………….. | Won’t Make a Decision |
Plans for Advancement…………………. | Buys Drinks for All the Boys |
Aggressive…………………………………… | Obnoxious |
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs……………. | Gets Someone Else To Do It |
Expresses Themselves Well…………… | Speaks English |
Meticulous Attention to Detail………. | A Nit Picker |
Has Leadership Qualities……………….. | Is Tall or Has A Loud Voice |
Exceptionally Good Judgment………… | Lucky |
Keen Sense of Humor…………………… | Knows a Lot of Dirty Jokes |
Career Minded……………………… | Back Stabber |
Of Great Value to the Organization… | Gets To Work on Time |
Relaxed Attitude…………………… | Sleeps At Desk |
Work Is First Priority……………… | Too Ugly To Get A Date |
Independent Worker…………………… | Nobody Knows What He/She Does |
Great Presentation Skills……………… | Able To Bullshit |
Good Communication Skills………….. | Spends Lots of Time on Phone |
Loyal…………………………………………. | Can’t Get a Job Anywhere Else |
Source : Ravikumar – Singapore
Average Employee………………………... | Not Too Bright |
Exceptionally Well Qualified………….. | Made No Major Blunders Yet |
Active Socially…………………………….... | Drinks a Lot |
Character above Reproach…………….. | Still One Step Ahead Of the Law |
Quick Thinking……………………………... | Offers Plausible Excuses |
Careful Thinker…………………………….. | Won’t Make a Decision |
Plans for Advancement…………………. | Buys Drinks for All the Boys |
Aggressive…………………………………... | Obnoxious |
Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs……………. | Gets Someone Else To Do It |
Expresses Themselves Well…………... | Speaks English |
Meticulous Attention to Detail………. | A Nit Picker |
Has Leadership Qualities……………….. | Is Tall or Has A Loud Voice |
Exceptionally Good Judgment………... | Lucky |
Keen Sense of Humor…………………... | Knows a Lot of Dirty Jokes |
Career Minded……………………… | Back Stabber |
Of Great Value to the Organization… | Gets To Work on Time |
Relaxed Attitude…………………… | Sleeps At Desk |
Work Is First Priority……………… | Too Ugly To Get A Date |
Independent Worker…………………… | Nobody Knows What He/She Does |
Great Presentation Skills……………… | Able To Bullshit |
Good Communication Skills………….. | Spends Lots of Time on Phone |
Loyal…………………………………………. | Can’t Get a Job Anywhere Else |